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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# C O M E D Y  M A N  S A Y S . . .















In light of recent political events, I







thought it appropriate to have a political







jokes issue.  Enjoy and have a good week!















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Political Wizard of Oz







2. Question and answer Clinton jokes







3. Clinton Gore burger















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Political Wizard of Oz















President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and







Bill Clinton all traveled together to see







the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were







brought to see him.















First, President Bush went to see the







Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no







compassion or feelings, I wish to have a







Heart". So the Wizard said, "So be it".















Second was Dan Quayle. He told the Wizard,







"People think I'm unintelligent and have no







common sense whatsoever. I want a brain.







The Wizard said, "So be it". 















Third to ask the Wizard was Ross Perot.







"People say I have no confidence, and I







lack conviction. I wish to have some







courage". The Wizard granted this wish as







well.















And then Bill Clinton approached the







Wizard. The Wizard looked at him and said,







"Well, what do you want?" To which Clinton







replied, "I'm here for Dorothy!"















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2. Question and answer Clinton jokes















Q: Why does Hillary think her husband is a







model president?















A: Because a model is a small imitation







of the real thing































Q: How is Bill like a character actor?







A: When he shows character, he's acting.







































Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill







Clinton? 















A: Because he filed as head of the







household.































Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans







happy?















A: If you've paid your tax bill and have







enough money left to feed your







family--you're happy.































Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt







light bulb have in common?















A: Neither one is very bright.















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3. Clinton Gore burger















Did you hear that in response to President







Bill Clinton's habit of dropping in on the







local McDonalds, the McDonald's national







management has announced a commemorative







double cheeseburger, the McClinton?















Of course, when you get it, the price has







doubled, you never get the fries you were







originally promised, and it's got half the







meat.















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