Sixth Sense Detectives
Description: "Greetings. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are ..."
File name: a001.zip
File size: 50.3KB
Presidental Chat Line
Description: Hello. You have reached the Presidential Chat Line, for one on one hot talk with our hamburger ..."
File name: a002.zip
File size: 224KB
911 Emergency
Description: Thank you for calling 911. Our offices are closed because everyone is at the doughnut shop. We ..."
File name: a003.zip
File size: 262KB
Automatic Answering
Description: You have just reached the amazing Ronfold automatic answering machine. Not only does it record ..."
File name: a004.zip
File size: 90.9KB
Afterlife Mail System
Description: Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail system. If you're trying to reach Heaven, please ..."
File name: a005.zip
File size: 325KB
Alien Discovery
Description: We interrupt this phone call with the following news bulliten. As you may well know ..."
File name: a006.zip
File size: 574KB
Altzheimers Research
Description: Hi. You have reached the Altzheimer's Research ... Umm... Uhh.. Lab... No.. Uh... Anyway ..."
File name: a007.zip
File size: 149KB
Filtering Calls
Description: Hi. We can't come to the phone right now. If you are our children, we are out of money. If you are ..."
File name: a008.zip
File size: 45.0KB
Talk to You?
Description: "Hey. Hey. Where did you get this number? What makes you think I wanna talk to ..."
File name: a009.zip
File size: 140KB
Number Options
Description: "If you would like to press one, press one. If you would like to press two, press two. If you would ..."
File name: a010.zip
File size: 267KB
Don't Call Here
Description: "Hello? I told you never to call me here. Please! What honey? No. It's just a wrong number. No ..."
File name: a011.zip
File size: 316KB
Space Shuttle
Description: "Good day. Thanks for calling the space shuttle. As the special Canadian guest on board ..."
File name: a012.zip
File size: 304KB
Pet Turtle Death
Description: "Oh our poor little Tipper has gone away. We can't come to the phone right now because ..."
File name: a013.zip
File size: 300KB
Attention Disorder
Description: "Hello? I can't take your call right now as I've seemed to have contacted some kind of ..."
File name: a014.zip
File size: 259KB
Time Remaining
Description: "At the tone from the time you called, you will have exactly ten seconds less remaining in your ..."
File name: a015.zip
File size: 141KB
McCoy's Baby Care
Description: "Hi. Thanks for calling McCoy's. Look, we can't come to the phone right now. We kind of have ..."
File name: a016.zip
File size: 435KB
Leave your Print
Description: "*Constant Laughing* Leave... Leave your print, baby."
File name: a017.zip
File size: 89.3KB
CPX Blackmail
Description: "You have reached the CPX 2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being ..."
File name: a018.zip
File size: 83.7KB
Casablanca
Description: "Of all answering machines in all the world, you had to call mine. Maybe the phone messages and two little people ..."
File name: a019.zip
File size: 177KB
The Name Bruce
Description: "Good day. Bruce here. If your name is Bruce, please leave your name Bruce and your Bruce phone number after ..."
File name: a020.zip
File size: 234KB
Two Criminals
Description: "Duh. Hello. There's nobody home right now. In fact, that's what me and Bugsy is doing ..."
File name: a021.zip
File size: 535KB
Talk to my Cat
Description: "Hi. I'm not able to come to the phone right now, so please leave a message for my cat ..."
File name: a022.zip
File size: 213KB
Multiple Choices
Description: "This is a multiple choice answering machine message. No one can take your call at the ..."
File name: a023.zip
File size: 379KB
Hicks are Away
Description: "Howdy. We can't come to the phone at the moment cause we is all tied up. Yup. Cousin Clem ..."
File name: a024.zip
File size: 522KB
Cloning Agency
Description: "Hello. You have reached the offices of the Society for the Protection of Cloning. Hello. I am ..."
File name: a025.zip
File size: 214KB
Confusing Request
Description: "Hi. We're not in right now to take your call. But, if you'd like to leave us a message, please ..."
File name: a026.zip
File size: 216KB
Crabby Man
Description: So, you've decided to give us a call. Well, we're not here. Did you think we'd nothing better ..."
File name: a027.zip
File size: 433KB
Very Cultured
Description: "Shut up! I'm on the phone! I'm sorry. We're unavailable to take your call at this time. Stop ..."
File name: a028.zip
File size: 420KB
Digitally Enhanced
Description: "Greetings. I am a fully integrated, state-of-the-art, digitally-enhanced answering unit. Who ..."
File name: a029.zip
File size: 325KB
At the Pub
Description: "I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. I'm down at the pub, drinking some beers ..."
File name: a030.zip
File size: 207KB
Dude!
Description: "Dude! We're not home. Bogus! I have no time for that sort of nonsense! Buh ..."
File name: a031.zip
File size: 42.6KB
Emergency Service
Description: "We interrupt this phone call to advise you of an important new development. Please ..."
File name: a032.zip
File size: 249KB
Far Away
Description: "*Distant Shouting* *Echoes* Hello! I'm a bit far away! If you could leave a message ..."
File name: a033.zip
File size: 112KB
Fat Fingers
Description: "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the ..."
File name: a034.zip
File size: 332KB
Fligth 416
Description: "Good afternoon passengers. Welcome to Flight 416, flying nonstop to the beep ..."
File name: a035.zip
File size: 452KB
Telephone Tag
Description: "It's telephone tag time again! You leave a message on this machine. Then, you get ..."
File name: a036.zip
File size: 236KB
Nonstop Fox
Description: "Get ready for all out action as nonstop Fox brings you the world's scariest phone messages ..."
File name: a037.zip
File size: 243KB
Happy Halloween
Description: "I'm frightfully sorry, but the master of the house is all tied up down in the ..."
File name: a038.zip
File size: 316KB
Hello? Hello?
Description: "Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Must be having technical difficulties, so leave ..."
File name: a039.zip
File size: 564KB
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Hesitant
Description: "Hello? What am I saying, there's no one there. Well, there is. But, not as I speak so to speak ..."
File name: a040.zip
File size: 421KB
The Witch
Description: "Gobble, double, toil, and bubble. I'm not home, so what's the trouble. Eye of ..."
File name: a041.zip
File size: 413KB
Hostile Human
Description: "Yeah! Go on! It's your dime! Spill your guts! Run off at the mouth! Give us a piece of your ..."
File name: a042.zip
File size: 300KB
How dare you!
Description: "I beg your pardon. Do you dare accost me in this manner? Am I the object of this brazen ..."
File name: a043.zip
File size: 294KB
Irishman
Description: "Hello? Are you callin me? Sir. I'm just after leaving the house or takin another call or I'm ..."
File name: a044.zip
File size: 314KB
Japanese Everyday!
Description: "Thank you for calling Learn Japanese in Twenty Seconds a Day. Are you ready? Let's ..."
File name: a045.zip
File size: 225KB
Hello? Hello?
Description: "Hello? Hello? Oh hi! How are you? Yeah? We'll I'm not home right at the moment ..."
File name: a046.zip
File size: 297KB
Kitty Sound
Description: "What we've got here is failure to communicate. But, if you leave your message at the ..."
File name: a047.zip
File size: 81.1KB
Darling
Description: "Hello Darling. Mambo here. Looking marvelous. Please leave a message at the ..."
File name: a048.zip
File size: 101KB
The Maid
Description: "Hello Love. The Mister and Misses can't come to the phone right now. Oh. They're in the ..."
File name: a049.zip
File size: 520KB
Mission Impossible
Description: "Hello caller. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number ..."
File name: a050.zip
File size: 186KB
A Long Message
Description: "Hello. Don't you just hate it when in the midst of your busy day, you get an answering machine ..."
File name: a051.zip
File size: 531KB
Lines are Busy
Description: "Thank you for calling. All lines are busy right now. Your call will be answered in the order in ..."
File name: a052.zip
File size: 869KB
Getting a Pencil
Description: "Hello. I'm not home right now. But I can take your message. So, just hang on while I get a ..."
File name: a053.zip
File size: 57.5KB
Post Office
Description: "You've reached the post office. At the tone, please write us a letter and allow four to ..."
File name: a054.zip
File size: 344KB
Psychic Hotline
Description: "Greetings! I feel I thank you for calling this psychic hotline. What sign are you? I knew ..."
File name: a055.zip
File size: 491KB
The Queen
Description: "Ladies and gentlemen. Lords and ladies. Dukes and dutchesses. Prince and princesses. Plebs of ..."
File name: a056.zip
File size: 553KB
Missing Phone
Description: "Hello. I'm home right now, but I can't find the phone. Please leave a long, loud message to ..."
File name: a057.zip
File size: 41.4KB
Racing Horses
Description: "And they're off! It's nobody can take your call jumping into an early lead, followed closely by ..."
File name: a058.zip
File size: 689KB
Easy Listening
Description: "Well, hi there. Welcome to the easy listening sounds of this answering machine ..."
File name: a059.zip
File size: 584KB
A New Recipe
Description: "This is the French cook with a delicious answering machine recipe. Take a pinch of ..."
File name: a060.zip
File size: 680KB
Call Screening
Description: "Hello. We're home right now screening our calls. So, please leave your name, number, and a ..."
File name: a061.zip
File size: 316KB
Secretary
Description: "Good morning. No. No. He went out for fifteen minutes half an hour ago, and he won't ..."
File name: a062.zip
File size: 487KB
Answering System
Description: "Hello. This is the answering service's answering service. The answering service that ..."
File name: a063.zip
File size: 228KB
The White House
Description: "Hi. Thanks for calling the White House. Your President is busy right now, but he'll know ..."
File name: a064.zip
File size: 220KB
Silly Voices
Description: "Oh. Hello. You've reached the Monty Python Silly Voices Preservation Society. If ..."
File name: a065.zip
File size: 325KB
Space Station Mir
Description: "*Fighting noises and confusion* Good day, comrades. Thank you for calling Space Station ..."
File name: a066.zip
File size: 387KB
Someone Special
Description: "Hello? May I say who's calling? Oh yes! I've heard a lot about you. You must be someone ..."
File name: a067.zip
File size: 81.9KB
Split Personalities
Description: "Hello. You've reached the Institute for Split Personality Research. We can't get to your ..."
File name: a068.zip
File size: 391KB
Spooky Message
Description: "Good Evening. Thank you for calling. Please. Leave a ... *Wolf howling*"
File name: a069.zip
File size: 106KB
Helga's Hair Removal
Description: "You have reached Helga's House of European Hair Removal. We can't come to the phone ..."
File name: a070.zip
File size: 230KB
The TV Show
Description: "Hello there, and welcome to the show. Today's topic: Answering machine and why we ..."
File name: a071.zip
File size: 601KB
Typical Teenager
Description: "Like hi, okay. Like, my parents say all I do is give them attitude, right. Well, like ..."
File name: a072.zip
File size: 499KB
The Texan
Description: "Well, well, well. You see nobody can take your call right now. If you leave your name ..."
File name: a073.zip
File size: 514KB
Untold Message Story
Description: "And now, from the household you tried to reach, the untold story of how they missed your ..."
File name: a074.zip
File size: 189KB
Vampire
Description: "Good day! I regret nobody is available to come to the phone. Let's just say we are all lying down ..."
File name: a075.zip
File size: 623KB
Legal Warning
Description: "*Sirens* Warning. This call is being monitored by the telephone company and is being ..."
File name: a076.zip
File size: 201KB
You've Won a Car!
Description: "Congratulations! You are the one millionth caaller, and you have just won a brand ..."
File name: a077.zip
File size: 286KB
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