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*   Vol. 2, Issue 9: Thu, Aug. 3, 2000    *







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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Teaching good grammar







2. Government cost cutting















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Teaching good grammar















Teacher: Billy, give me a sentence







starting with "I". 















Billy: I is ... 















Teacher: No, Billy. Always say,







"I am." 















Billy: All right ... "I am the ninth







letter of the alphabet." 















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2. Government cost cutting















The General Services Administration has







experts who actually visit different







agencies and suggest ways to streamline







their day-to-day routines. 















One such expert visited the Federal







Communications Commission and suggested







that they get rid of the clutter. He







suggested as a start, that they throw







out all correspondence over ten years







old. 















The FCC Director loved the idea, and







replied, "Good thought. but first,







we'll have to make three copies of







everything." 















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