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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. A joke for the married







2. Worrying about money















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. A joke for the married















A little girl and a little boy were at day







care. The girl approaches the boy and says,







"Hey Tommy, wanna play house?" 















He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" 















The girl replies, "I want you to communicate







your thoughts." 















"Communicate my thoughts?" said a







bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that







means." 















The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect.







You can be the husband." 















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2. Worrying about money















Fresh out of business school, the young







man answered a want ad for an accountant.







Now he was being interviewed by a very







nervous man who ran a small business that







he had started himself. 















"I need someone with an accounting







degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm







looking for someone to do my worrying for







me." 















"Excuse me?" the accountant said. 















"I worry about a lot of things," the man







said. "But I don't want to have to worry







about money. Your job will be to take all







the money worries off my back." 















"I see," the accountant said. "And how







much does the job pay?" 















"I'll start you at eighty thousand." 















"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant







exclaimed. "How can such a small business







afford a sum like that?" 















"That," the owner said, "is your first







worry." 















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