Kid Jokes

A witch joke

What do baby witches play with?

Deady bears!





A witch joke

How do you make a witch float?

You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch...!





A witch joke

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes!





A witch joke

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray!





A witch joke

When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!





A witch joke

Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?

Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot!





A witch joke

What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?

A failure!