Kid Jokes

A witch joke

Why should men beware of beautiful witches?

They'll sweep them off their feet!





A witch joke

What sound does a witch make when she cries?

"Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo"!





A witch joke

Why do some witches eat raw meat?

Because they don't know how to cook!





A witch joke

Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?

It all depends on how fast you run!





A witch joke

What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?

An orphan!





A witch joke

Where is the witches temple?

On each side of her head!





A witch joke

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!