Kid Jokes

A witch joke

What is old, ugly and blue?

A witch holding it's breath!





A witch joke

What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?

Very worried dogs!





A witch joke

What do witches sing at Christmas?

"Deck the halls with poison ivy...."!





A witch joke

What do witches eat for breakfast?

Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!





A witch joke

What do little witches like to play at school?

Bat's cradle!





A witch joke

What do witches eat for dinner?

Real toad in the hole!





A witch joke

Why did the witch have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed!