Kid Jokes

Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!







What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?

A year older on his birthday!





An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.



An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: My little sister ate it!




Bad timing for an excuse

Teacher: Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.

Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!




An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked