Kid Jokes

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?

His wife!







What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!







Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!







When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned.

Of course he did, didn't they hail him?




An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine