Kid Jokes

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!


Pupil: What?, and get bitten!





Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?

Pupil: Not very much!





A history joke

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!





A history joke

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know, I wasn't invited!





A history joke

What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?

T-Shirts!