Kid Jokes

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away




Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!





An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing




Mother: What did you learn in school today

Son: How to write

Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!







Where did knights learn to kill dragons?

At knight school!