Kid Jokes

A history joke

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

By norse code!





A math joke

Teacher: What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4

Teacher: That's good.

Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!





A history joke

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!





A history joke

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!





A history joke

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights!