Kid Jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.




Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking

Do you drink a lot?

Not really - I spill most of it!




Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm

How boring for you!




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge

What's come over you?

Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.






Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel

That's shocking!




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python

You can't get round me just like that you know!