Kid Jokes

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!





A history joke

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!





A history joke

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family

A duck family?

Didn't you say there was a quack in it!





An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school




A math joke

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?

Pupil: That's not fair!

You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!