Kid Jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold

Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!




Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places

Well don't go back there again then!




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!



Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.

I'll deal with you later!




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog

Your just playing too much croquet!




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo.

Are you stringing me along!




Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?

Saw the legs off of your bed!