Kid Jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.

Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!




Doctor: You need new glasses

Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet

Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail

Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!




Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.

We must get to the core of this!




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly

Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!




Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up!

Just simmer down!




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder

Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!