Kid Jokes

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!




Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!

What, you mean those square ones?

Yes!

The ones you put butter on?

Yes!

Oh, You're Crackers!




Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!

Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.




Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains

Well pull yourself together then




Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake

Sleep in another room then!