Kid Jokes

I'd tell you another joke about a pencil.

But it doesn't have any point!





Why do idiots eat biscuits?

Because they're crackers!





What was the gangsters last words?

Who put that violin in my violin case!





Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father?

They called him dad!





What has forty feet and sings?

The school choir!





Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot?

He flew 57 missions!





Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!