Kid Jokes

What is Cheddar Gorge?

A large cheese sandwich!





What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?

It gets wet!





Why did the woman take a loaf of bread to bed with her?

To feed her nightmare!





What city cheats at exams?

Peking!





What makes the leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

It doesn't eat much!





Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?

Because it has 4 A's and one B!





Who invented fire?

Some bright spark!