Kid Jokes

What do golfers use in China?

China tees!





What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!





Why did the child study in the aeroplane?

He wanted a higher education!





In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!


Lions, in the Park?

Well, dandelions!





What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?

I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!





Why are goldfish red?

The water turns them rusty!





What is the best hand to write with?

Neither - it's best to write with a pen!