Kid Jokes

Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?

A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!





Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!





Q: What cat purrs more than any other?

A: Purrsians!





Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

A: C-A-T!





Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

A: There was some money in the kitty!





Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A: A purrfect meal!





Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?

A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!





Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?

A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!





Q: What is another way to describe a cat?

A: A heat seeking missile!