Kid Jokes

Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?

A: A duck filled fatty puss!





Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A: A first aid kitty!





Q: Why do cats chase birds?

A: For a lark!





Q: What do cats read in the morning?

A: Mewspapers!





Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?

A: An acrocat!





Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

A: Puss in boots!





Q: Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

A: Because she heard fowl language!





Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?

A: None. They were all copy cats!