Kid Jokes

Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A: A catastrophe!





Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?

A: Chairman Miaow!





Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A: A cat-a-logue!





Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

A: An octopuss!





Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!





Q: When the cat's away.....?

A: The house smells better!





Q: Why was the cat so small?

A: Because it only ate condensed milk!





Q: Why did the cat cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off!