Kid Jokes

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?


A: He felt funny!





Q: What's striped and bouncy?


A: A tiger on a pogo stick!





Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?

A: The evening mews!





Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?


A: Smack a lion!





Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

A: Hailing taxi cabs!





Q: How is cat food sold?

A: Usually purr can!





Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?


A: A tiger moth!





Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?


A: 'Let us prey.'