Kid Jokes

Q: What looks like half a cat?

A: The other half!





Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?


A: 'Claws.'




Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?


A: A stri-ped!





Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?


A: A stripey sweater!





Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?


A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!





Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?


A: Frostbite!





Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?


A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'




Q: What is lion's favorite food?


A: Baked beings!