Kid Jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?


A: A stripey sweater!





Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?

A: She's got that down in the mouth look!





Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

A: A peeping tom!





Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?


A: Because he has sandy claws!





Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?


A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!





Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?


A: Frostbite!





Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

A: Chocolate mousse!