Kid Jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!


Q: What do you call a very rude bird?

A: A mockingbird!


Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?

A: In a nest-cafe!


Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

A: With it's sparrowchute!


Q: What is green and pecks on trees?

A: Woody Wood Pickle!


Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?

A: He didn't give a hoot!


Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A: A Macaw!


Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A: A mynah bird!


Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A: A great walkie-talkie!