Kid Jokes

Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?


A: The Pink Panter Show!





Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?


A: A terrified postman!





Q: When is a lion not a lion?


A: When he turns into his cage!




Q: What do cat actors say on stage?

A: Tabby or not tabby!





Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

A: I'm paw!





Q: What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister?

A: An aunt-eater!





Q: What do tigers wear in bed?


A: Stripey pyjamas!





Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!