Kid Jokes

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A: A humburger!





Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A: A bee in a submarine!





Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

A: Fooling with a bee!





Q: What did the spider say to the bee?

A: Your honey or your life!





Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?

A: Pablo Beecasso!





Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?

A: Swarm here isn't it!





Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?

A: Bee-thoven!





Q: Who writes books for little bees?

A: Bee-trix Potter!





Q: Where do bees go on holiday?

A: Stingapore!





Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

A: He's bee-witched!