Kid Jokes

Q: Why do bees buzz?

A: Because they can't whistle!




Q: Can bees fly in the rain?

A: Not without their little yellow jackets!





Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?

A: He was waxing lyrical!





Q: What goes zzub, zzub?

A: A bee flying backwards!





Q: What are the cleverest bees?

A: Spelling bees!





Q: What bee is good for your health?

A: Vitamin bee!





Q: What's a bees favorite novel?

A: The Great Gats-bee!





Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A: A hum dinger!





Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A: A humdred!