Kid Jokes

Q: What did the confused bee say?

A: To bee or not to bee!





Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?

A: A bramble bee!





Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

A: Wait at a buzz stop!





Q: What is the bees favorite film?

A: The Sting!





Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?

A: A bee with a cold!





Q: What's a bee-line?

A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!





Q: What is a baby bee?

A: A little humbug!





Q: What do bees chew?

A: Bumble gum!





Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?

A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!





Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

A: An aero-drone!