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1. Formality at the workplace







2. Teaching the evils of the world















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1. Formality at the workplace















The manager of a large office noticed a new







man one day and told him to come into his







office.















"What is your name?" was the first thing the







manager asked the new guy. 















"John," the new guy replied. 















The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know







what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked







before, but I don't call anyone by their first







name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to







a breakdown in authority. I refer to my







employees by their last name only... Smith,







Jones, Baker... That's all. I am to be referred







to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that







straight, what is your last name?" 















The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John







Darling." 















"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you







is..." 















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2. Teaching the evils of the world















A father was trying to teach his young son







the evils of alcohol. 















He put one worm in a glass of water and







another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm







in the water lived, while the one in the







whiskey curled up and died. 















"All right, son," asked the father, "what







does that show you?" 















"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink







alcohol, you will not have worms." 















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