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*   Vol. 3, Issue 2: Tue, Aug. 8, 2000    *







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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Selling a house







2. Healthy eating















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Selling a house















When my son was about three, the people in







the family who lived behind our home had







their house for sale. My son, Allan, played







with their son, Curtis. One day Mom asked,







"Has Curtis sold his house yet?"















Allan, looked out the deck door across the







back yard and replied "Nope, it's still







there!" 















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* If anyone is trying to diet and lose







weight, this next advisory message may







just help you with your efforts.















2. Healthy eating















The Federal Drudge Administration is







planning to issue a Guideline for







Gourmets that advises you to:















A.  List your ten favorite foods.







B.  List your five favorite beverages.







C.  List all green vegetables that look







like marsh grass, fur balls, or little







trees.







D.  List water.







E.  Avoid A & B; eat only C; drink only D.















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