Computer Jokes

Surfin' the Net

So I think I'm in the clear

the boss is no where in sight

I logon to the web and start to surf

and then my hair stands up with fright




the footsteps coming down the hall

are quickening in pace

there is no time to exit

no way to save my face




so I press the power button

and relax just a bit

there is no way he can tell

exactly what I hit




I act all surprised

don't know why my machine died

"simply unpredictable these

computers are!" I cried




"So we'll get you a new one

a computer that won't crash" he exclaims

Do you think he'll wonder

when the new one acts the same?