Computer Jokes

Our Morning Prayer . . .


Our Hard Drive


Which art internal


Volume C by name;


Thy code be clean,


Thy fonts be seen


On screen as they are on paper.


Give us this day our documents,


And lead us not into fragmentation


But deliver us our data.


For thine is the SCSI,


And the EISA, and the NuBus,


Forever and Ever,


Amen.