Old Age Jokes

OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving


OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail


OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up


OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"


OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise


OLD SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission


OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals


OLD SCOTS never die, but they can be kilt


OLD SCULPTORS never die, they just lose their marbles


OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point


OLD SEERS never die, they just lose their vision


OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste away


OLD SHEETROCKERS (dry wallers) never die, they just hang around


OLD SHOES MAKERS never die, they just lose their sole


OLD SKIERS never die, but they go downhill fast