Old Age Jokes

OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal


OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kick


OLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade away


OLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that way


OLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones do


OLD SOURDOUGHS never die, they just ferment away


OLD SPELUNKERS never die, they just cave in


OLD STEELMAKERS never die, they just lose their temper


OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded


OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just fall off their blocks


OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke


OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just kick-off


OLD SYSTEM USERS never die, they just chdir to NULL


OLD TANNERS never die, they just go into hiding


OLD TAPE DISPENSERS never die, they just get used up