Old Age Jokes

OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip


OLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the type


OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it


OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompile


OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with life


OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bits


OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just lose their memory


OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just move to new addresses


OLD PROGRAMMING WIZARDS never die, they just recurse


OLD PROPANE TANKS never die, they just run out of gas


OLD PROSITUTES never die, they just fake away...


OLD PUNTERS never die, they just go horse


OLD QUARTERBACKS never die, they just fade back and pass away


OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go to pieces


OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go under cover