Old Age Jokes

OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out


OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar


OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line


OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed


OLD OWLS never die, they just don't give a hoot


OLD PACIFISTS never die, they just go to peaces


OLD PARADOXES never die, they just become enigmas


OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they get sent to the old focus home


OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing


OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off


OLD PILOTS never die, they just go to a higher plane


OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction


OLD PLASTIC never dies, they just recycle it


OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just go down the drain


OLD POLICEMEN never die, they just cop out