Old Age Jokes

OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away


OLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that way


OLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal


OLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment away


OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED


OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just imagine it


OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just lose their grippe


OLD IMMORTALS [vampires, whatever] never die, they just...don't


OLD INTERPRETERS (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off


OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over


OLD JOKES never die, they just get retold by the young


OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressed


OLD KAYAKERS never die, they just roll back over, and do it again


OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just punch out


OLD KIDS never die, they just adulterate