Old Age Jokes

OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up


OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils


OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherent


OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal


OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs


OLD LIBRARIANS never die, their computers have Fatal Errors


OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check out


OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just get re-shelved


OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their references


OLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink out


OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under


OLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structures


OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappear


OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float away


OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a big production of it