Old Age Jokes

OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone


OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucket


OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away


OLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their cool


OLD FROGS never die, they just croak


OLD FRUIT never die, it just pear-ishes


OLD GARAGEMEN never die, they just retire


OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just recrystalize


OLD GHOST TOWNS never die, they become desolate


OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive


OLD GRAPHIC ARTISTS never die, they just de-rez


OLD GYMNASTS never die, they just take longer to mount


OLD HAMS never die, they just get grounded


OLD HARDWARE ENGINEERS never die, they just cache in their chips


OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die, they just vanish into Finn Air