Old Age Jokes

OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz


OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact


OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...


OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearings


OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and White


OLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are just recycled


OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just get cold feet


OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just go cold


OLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up the ghost


OLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seed


OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away


OLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathers


OLD FISHERMEN never die, their rods just go limp


OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tired


OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way