Old Age Jokes

OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire


OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over


OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for six


OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away


OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouraged


OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties


OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull


OLD DIETERS never die, they just waist away


OLD DIVERS never die, they just extend their bottom time


OLD DIVERS never die, they just flop


OLD DIVERS never die, they just get board


OLD DIVERS never die, they just lose their spring


OLD DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience


OLD EDITORS do it with a red pen


OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times