Bumper Sticker Jokes

"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"


"According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."


"Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have."


"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"


Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms"


"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."


"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."


"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"


"I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles."