Bumper Sticker Jokes

"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."


"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."


"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."


"I Brake For No Apparent Reason."


"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."


"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."


"I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!"


"No Radio - Already Stolen"


"Few women admit their age, Few men act it! "


"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"