Bumper Sticker Jokes

"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."


"I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"


"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"


"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."


"2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2."


"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "


"MY CHILD was trustee of the month at ELMWOOD!!"


BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!


Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.