Bumper Sticker Jokes

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.


He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.


She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.


You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.


Honk if you love peace and quiet.


Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.


A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.


Atheism is a non-prophet organization.