Bumper Sticker Jokes

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.


Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.


Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.


Mediocrity thrives on standardization.


Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.


The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.


Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?


I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.


Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.


Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.