Bumper Sticker Jokes

On the other hand, you have different fingers.


"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"


"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."


"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"


"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."


"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"


"I souport publik edekasion"


"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."


"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"


"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy."